The French are telling the world that they are the best country in the world. That the French who rarely ever bath are better lovers; if you can handle the skanky smell. The French claim they have the best wine, except after flooding many years back they re-seeded with California vineyard stock. The French claim to be a wise old country and know how to deal with International Terrorism. The French claim that the United States had no business enforcing the stipulations of the UN resolutions as they secretly took off with millions of bribe dollars in the Oil-For-Food Scandals. The French told the United States that they know how to deal with Muslim populations and that must be why rioters burned out 20,000 cars and they had simultaneous riots going on in 400 cities. But the French still claim that France is the Best Country in the World despite its high unemployment rates, massive EU euro debt spending and widespread civil unrest. But folks like Jauque Chirac claim everything is now under control. Well that was until the New Years 2006 celebrations rang in. Riots broke out again torching another 425 cars. So much for pollution control and Frances attacks on the US for not signing the Kyoto Treaty, but heck they are busy burning cars made of plastics and filled with fuel and oil. For all we know those 425 represent the last remaining cars in the whole country. France is the Best Country in the World; oh really? I bet we see more of this in 2006. |
